Flu shot? No way! Try these Pocho Ocho best flu remedies

Sure you can get a flu shot, like a sane and rational modern American.

Or you can get really really sick and walk the road of tradition with the pocho ocho top traditional flu remedies:

8. Abuelita’s chicken soup recipe
7. Wear seven ponchos for seven nights
6. Sweat to the Oldies
5. Drink the water
4. Curandera.com
3. Feed a cold; Vicks VapoRub a fever
2. Lay back and enjoy the Carlos Castaneda-style hallucinations

And the numero uno best remedy is…

Tequila: The Mexican flu shot

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