The covert cash in their PayPal account they hid from the judge wasn’t the only George and Shellie Zimmerman Family Secret. POCHO espills the beans:
8. George and Shellie were married at a Ku Klux Klan Rally
7. George roomed with Mitt Romney at False Police Academy
6. The couple was once kicked out of Disneyworld for following seven hoodie-wearing dwarfs
5. George was known by girls in high school as “Mr. Nine Millimeter” if you know what I mean
4. Shellie is secretly addicted to white Hispanic rice
3. George’s porn name: Kissamee Dick
2. George’s first job was cleaning toilets at a hoodie factory
And the numero uno George and Shellie Zimmerman Family Secret is…
Shellie and George are also brother and sister.