We know. It’s tough out there with the idiots and pendejos who are voting for the wrong person. What’s a pocho to do to keep from going totally postal before it’s all over (we hope) tonight?
Here are the Pocho Ocho best ways to chillax:
8. Salma Hayek
7. Fifty Shades of Brown
6. Arpaio Viejo Tequila
5. Medical Menudo
4. ‘Uso Justo’ telenovela mashup
3. Hexaflexagon burritos
2. Sh!t pocha girls say
And the numero uno way to stay anxiety free today is…
