(PNS reporting from OKLAHOMA) Standing by a pile of debris that once was an elementary school, President Barack Obama on Sunday called the destruction caused last week’s tornado “fairly devastating” and vowed to seek additional funding to increase the catastrophic power of his weather control program.
Obama’s E-5 category tornado killed two dozen people, ripped a 17-mile-long corridor of destruction through the suburb of Oklahoma City, flattening entire blocks of homes, two schools and a hospital.
“This is nothing. Obviously we can do better,” the president said, standing on a block where lumber, bricks and concrete that used to be houses and businesses lined the side of the street. Items that survived the disaster – a blender, a pink baby carriage – stood in stark contrast to most of the wreckage.
“I am outraged! I don’t know why anything is even recognizable here. It should look like shredded paper,” he fumed as he kicked the barely-scratched baby carriage. “It is tragic that the taxpayers are paying their hard-earned tax dollars to fund the development of my super weapon, and it cannot operate at its highest destructive potential.”
“We need to boost the Class X37 chemtrail hyper-particles shot into the magnetosphere to increase the power of the Weathernator, but I won’t bore you with technical jargon.”
The visit to the disaster-shaken town was one in a series of responses Obama has made in recent months to tragedies he has caused, including the false-flag Boston Marathon bombings; the staged mass school shooting in Newtown, CT, and the election-eve destruction that Obama’s then-experimental weather machine caused when it launched Superstorm Sandy along the Jersey Shore in October. The destruction brought by Sandy is widely believed to have assured his re-election.
“Whenever I come to an area that has been devastated by some natural disaster like this, I want to make sure that everyone understands that I am speaking on behalf of the Illuminati, the Communist International and the Reptilians, oh, and let’s not forget the money people, my friends the Zionist bankers,” said Obama, flanked by officials including Reptilian military liaison Zerrtol Tkinsa-tk’a (seen behind Obama’s left shoulder.) “Everywhere, fellow Americans are praying with you, they’re thinking about you and they want to help. And I’m just a messenger here letting you know that you are alone.”
Caleb Robertson, 44, who lost his home in the storm, said Obama’s words filled him with despair, but applauded his honesty.
“He has no choice but to live by his word,” Robertson said. “At least he is keeping his promises of destroying America.”