When news broke Friday that GOP presidential nominee wannabe Texas Governor Rick Perry (photo) was indicted on two counts of abuse of power, we were pissed off because we were in the middle of a conference call and didn’t that grand jury know our meeting schedule and publishing deadlines?
We realized later, however, that we had a treasure trove of Perry-ana that could be given fresh life on the Interwebs with a cool big-ass image of Perry, a clever headline and lots of SEO-friendly keywords.
POCHO proudly presents PREVIOUSLY ON INDICTED TEXAS GOVERNOR RICK PERRY THEATRE:
- Gov. Rick Perry orders troops to the border, Texans react (photo)
- Rick Perry is sad new hipster glasses don’t help him make friends
- Texas Governor Perry ‘outraged’ at deportation center photos
- Pocho Ocho new items on TX Gov. Rick Perry’s to-do list
- In bid for VP nod, Rick Perry burns down Welfare, TX 78006
- Rick Perry: Mexi-Klingon threat could require Viet troops