Breaking: Beloved Mexican singer Juan Gabriel comes out

(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Inspired by NBA basketball star Jason Collins’ recent revelation that he’s gay, beloved Mexican singing star Juan Gabriel will make a special announcement tomorrow, PNS has learned.

An exclusive interview with Balones magazine will feature this stunning quote from Gabriel:

It was time to stop living a lie. After years of denying my true self, I have to admit something to you all. I’m a basketball player. I’ve been secretly practicing with the Miami Heat for three years now and I decided I just want to be me — a strong point guard with a killer foul shot.

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