Hey Vato’s Chuy is hungry so asks his sister Angie to make some food, because that’s what women do, right? Angie is not in complete agreement. [NSFW adult language.]
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YungBlu has written a ‘Letter to Donald Trump’ (music video)
Dear Don: You’ve got mail — Inland Empire (Califas) rapper YungBlu’s Letter to Donald Trump. And if you’re having trouble getting the message, Donald, YungBlu is on Facebook, the web and the Twitter.
All I wanted was a quinceañera – instead I turned white (video)
POCHO’s Elise Valderrama is a Peruvian-American who moved to Florida as kid. That’s where she learned it’s not so easy being white.
Los Salvajes (The Savages): ‘Downpressor Sh1tstem’ (NSFW music video)
O.C. Chican@ activists-artists-musicians Salvajes’ new music video Downpressor Shitstem has a message: “Stand up for your rights and f___ the police!” [NSFW. language.]
Ordinary Americans explain why they back Donald Trump (SNL video)
Meet some ordinary Americans who want to tell you why they back Donald Trump’s quest for the GOP presidential nomination.
A musical reminder from Alice Bag: “‘No!’ means ‘No!'” (video, lyrics)
L.A. punk pioneer Alice Bag (plus friends Allison Wolfe and Rhea Tepp) want to remind the boys that No Means No.
Check out the lyrics:
Mas…A musical reminder from Alice Bag: “‘No!’ means ‘No!’” (video, lyrics)
Kid Frost: He fought for ‘La Raza,’ he’s now fighting cancer (video)
Let’s all thank L.A. homie Arturo Molina Jr. — you may know him as Kid Frost — for keeping it real since the 1990’s epic La Raza. And please let’s everybody send some pocho power vibes his way to help him fight a cancer diagnosis. [Adult language, situations, NSFW]
Mas…Kid Frost: He fought for ‘La Raza,’ he’s now fighting cancer (video)
In bid for hillbilly vote, The Donald announces ‘Trump Acres’ (video)
Former Arkansas First Lady Hillary Clinton can’t compete with Country Donald when it comes to Dixie appeal! Watch as he announces his newest self-branded resort — Trump Acres.
Watch: Up close and personal with Senator Ted Cruz (R-Pendejo)
These lip readers sure do a bad job!
The Gunfather – Padre Pistolas – is Mexico’s pistol-packing priest (video)
That’s why they call him the Gunfather.
Mexican priest Jesus Alfredo Gallegos Lara packed a Colt .45 pistol beneath his vestments Saturday as he celebrated mass at a church in Chucandiro, Michoacan.
Mas…The Gunfather – Padre Pistolas – is Mexico’s pistol-packing priest (video)
Live from the backseat of a lowrider: Xenia Rubinos ‘Just Like I’ (video)
Not only is she singing her alternative butt off, but she’s also playing her Fender bass in the back seat of a lowrider with her drummer. Clearly, Xenia Rubinos is Just Like I. [NSFW stealth F-bomb,]
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Mas…Live from the backseat of a lowrider: Xenia Rubinos ‘Just Like I’ (video)
Arturo’s BBQ – the food truck – is the Fresh Grill of Bel Air (video)
Mis amigos Ricardo and Arturo are feeding a lot of hungry people at Arturo’s BBQ on the south side of Mulholland Drive east of the 405 Freeway in Upper Bel Air.
Their six-month-old upscale food truck, parked around the corner from American Jewish University, serves grilled tri-tip, baby back ribs, chicken, half-pound hamburguesas, salmon, and burritos, tacos, tortas, and even ceviche. We visited one morning last week — before the lunch rush started — to see wassup. [Disclosure: They have insisted on treating me to lunch. Twice.]
Mas…Arturo’s BBQ – the food truck – is the Fresh Grill of Bel Air (video)
Donald Trump’s triumph of the will inspires campaign rally (video)
At a torch-lit evening campaign rally, GOP nominee wannabe Donald Trump shows the crowd how to handle those darn Mexicans – handle them LIKE A BOSS!
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NASA astronaut Scott Kelly makes a chicken taco – in space! (video)
It’s not easy, making a chicken taco while floating weightlessly in the International Space Station, but NASA astronaut Scott Kelly is determined.
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Mas…NASA astronaut Scott Kelly makes a chicken taco – in space! (video)
POCHO is proud to present the very best burrito recipe video ever
Making a Burrito For One is a video by Sean Ye, who, as far as we know, is not related to Kan Ye.
Your Moment of Zen: The Biosphere of the Sonoran Desert (video)
Go to full screen and serious sound to experience the the stark natural beauty of the Gran Desierto de Altar in Sonora, Mexico, which has been designated a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve. Music: Sinfonía India by Mexican composer Carlos Chávez. [Video by PALAN7HIR.]
Mas…Your Moment of Zen: The Biosphere of the Sonoran Desert (video)
‘El Tortillero’ brought the goods to our neighborhood (video, lyrics)
Sal and Isela are a husband and wife duo from Lake Elsinore, California, with fond memories of El Tortillero, the guy with the grocery truck who rolled through the hood. He was hecho en Mexico, just like his mazapan, and saladitos, and pastelitos de gansito, galletitas Maria, y chocomilk and ….
Mas…‘El Tortillero’ brought the goods to our neighborhood (video, lyrics)
Playing near you? ‘Jesus Christ: The Musical’ Parts I and II (videos)
Jesus is back, this time on Hollywood Boulevard, in the person of Argentine actor Miguel Mas, fabulous star of Jesus Christ: The Musical.
Mas…Playing near you? ‘Jesus Christ: The Musical’ Parts I and II (videos)
Taco Tuesday Video: That one time @buttronica went to Taco Bell
POCHO’s Elise Valderrama, aka @buttronnica on the Twitter, reconsiders that one time she went to Taco Bell.
What Being Hispanic Means to Me: A Short Story (video)
Live from her bedroom, California-native high school senior Allison Reyes explains the heartaches and joys of Being Hispanic. SPOILER: If she had to do it all over again, she wouldn’t change a thing.
‘Witch’ OVNI/UFO flies low and slow over Monterrey (2007 videos)
Remember that time in 2007 when a witch flew low and slow over Monterrey? Realidad o fición?
Mas…‘Witch’ OVNI/UFO flies low and slow over Monterrey (2007 videos)
Donald Trump: ‘What’s puzzling you is the nature of my game’ (toons)
“Please allow me to introduce myself,” he said. “I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long year, stole many a man’s soul and faith. Pleased to meet you; hope you guess my name. But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game.”
Mas…Donald Trump: ‘What’s puzzling you is the nature of my game’ (toons)
White Life: Eddie Murphy is Mr. White for Black History Month (video)
In a Black History Month Especial Report, Eddie Murphy goes undercover to experience life as it’s lived by White Americans.
Welcome to your future, Citizen Worker Alice. Click here (videos)
“Machines could take 50% of jobs in the next 30 years,” according to Rice University comp sci professor Moshe Vardi. What will that mean for Alice, holder of the last job on Earth?
Do not fear this dystopian future, pochos. The Last Job on Earth is a good thing, at least according to The Guardian.
On the other hand, if your job involves putting chairs back in place after a meeting in the conference room, you are out of luck. Check this video from Nissan:
Mas…Welcome to your future, Citizen Worker Alice. Click here (videos)
Rinku’s Mexican masala (dry spice mix) for tacos (video)
“There is nothing better than homemade spices…I prefer to make my spices at home,” writes Rinku of Rinku’s Rasoi (kitchen). She’s from Florida by way of India.
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Mas…Rinku’s Mexican masala (dry spice mix) for tacos (video)
Mis hermanas, this is how you ‘feel the power’ (NSFW video)
Juanita Carmelita cooks breakfast and teaches her friend Ashley how to “harness the power.” [NSFW LOL adult content, language.]
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Mas…Mis hermanas, this is how you ‘feel the power’ (NSFW video)
#TBT Throwback Thursday: Mexican bugs dropping the mic (video)
They were just singing La Bamba and you won’t believe what happened next!
Mexican car show full of bugs — vintage VW bugs (video)
¡Mira los vintage VW bugs, Karmann Ghias, VW Things, Kombis, trucks, hot rods, and more! The Mexbugs car show in November — 12 Exhibición Nacional Volkswagen Vintage had them all.
Late Night con Badía: What’s Pope Francis up to in Juarez? (video)
¿A qué viene el Papa a Juárez?
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En route to Juarez, Mexico, El Papa Francisco calls up Jesus Cristo to see maybe they can spend some fun time hanging out.
Ultimate ‘Mexican Standoff’ movie mashup has no Mexicans (videos)
“A Mexican standoff,” according to Wikipedia, “is a confrontation among two or more parties in which no participant can proceed or retreat without being exposed to danger.” ¡Orale! Let’s get some of those cinema standoff scenes and mash them up! [POCHO only presents this video after receiving assurances from responsible parties that “no actual Mexicans were harmed in the making of this mashup.” Your mileage may vary.]
The mashup highlights the “trio scene” from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, a classic example of film editing. The 1966 Western was directed by Sergio Leone, and starred Clint Eastwood before he lost his mind, Lee Van Cleef, and Eli Wallach. Check the scene out here:
Mas…Ultimate ‘Mexican Standoff’ movie mashup has no Mexicans (videos)