New Year’s Eve is the worst. John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) has some great excuses for getting out of it.
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Los Cenzontles: ‘¡Soy México Americano!’ How about you? (video)
Los Cenzontles (The Mockingbirds) are México Americano. Y ustedes tambien? [Words and music by R. Fuentes.]
Mira the lyrics:
Mas…Los Cenzontles: ‘¡Soy México Americano!’ How about you? (video)
Adventures of Kim Jong-Un: He so talent, he so strong (video, photos)
Just a few seconds into The Adventures of Kim Jong-Un, it’s clear he so talent, he so strong. Give the guy credit.
And before the Kimster blows us all to Hell, please enjoy these photos our reporter in North Korea (moi) smuggled out earlier this year:
Mas…Adventures of Kim Jong-Un: He so talent, he so strong (video, photos)
Quattro: Heavy a cappella acoustic classical ‘Feliz Navidad’ (video)
It’s jazz, it’s metal, it’s acoustic, it’s classical, it’s Quattro: Feliz Navidad.
Will Shakila become the next ‘Christmas Idol’? (video)
The Christmas Idol panel of judges is as tough as a grand jury. Santa Claus, Lady Sharoun the Purple, and Jesus H. Christ Himself can make a contestant’s dreams come true or break her heart. Can Shakila — Roberta Valderrama — win them over with her hot hot hot version of Feliz Navidad?
Me? I’m dreaming of a ‘Pulp %&*^$#$ Christmas’ (NSFW video)
Do you know what they call frackin’ Santa Claus in Italy? [NSFW adult language.]
El Bob Dylan en Estilo Norteño: ‘It Must Be Santa’ (music video)
Who’s got a beard that’s long and white?
Santa’s got a beard that’s long and white
Who comes around on a special night?
Santa comes around on a special night
Special night, beard that’s white
Must be Santa, must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus
It’s ‘Christmastime for the Jews’ (Darlene Love SNL music video)
Diva Darlene Love’s classic rock operatic anthropological study of how non-Christians deal with/avoid/cope with the biggest (second biggest?) Christian holy day of the year.
Mas…It’s ‘Christmastime for the Jews’ (Darlene Love SNL music video)
Lalo Guerrero: Pancho Claus (Santa’s cousin from south of the border)
It doesn’t get more pocho than this! Lalo Guerrero, the father of Chicano music, tells the story of Pancho Claus, Santa’s cousin from south of the border, in this 1956 classic.
A Christmas Carol: ‘I’m Dreaming of a White Privilege’ (video)
I’m dreaming of a white privilege, just like the one y’all seem to know.
All she wants for Christmas is an hombre (video)
All she wants this Christmas is a man.
Video Hall of Montezuma: Esteban Colberto’s Greatest Latino Hits
He’s gone from the Report, but Esteban Colberto will always be in our hearts, and online, as long as these video links stay alive.
Check ’em out:
- Save the planet, stop illegal immigration (Colbert Report video)
- Hispanic Heritage Month with Fox News y Esteban Colberto (video)
- Stephen Colbert, John Malkovich: ‘Cesar Chavez’ hates America (video)
- Colbert Report: Do Hispanics cost trillion$ and have low IQs? (video)
- Stephen Colbert: I pity the poor immigrants (video)
- Stephen Colbert exposes the ‘Attack on Columbus Day’ (video)
I guess we’re not in those cotton fields back home anymore! (video)
It’s a biopic! It’s history! It’s a music video!
It’s long and complicated, so we’ll let them explain:
Algodón y V.I.N.O. is a music video written and directed by Jeremiah Joe Ocañas that follows a 12-year-old boy’s days of working in the cotton fields of Danevang, TX, to following his dream of moving to California and today, while living that dream in the mural adorned Highland Park, he reminisces on the journey as an adult.
Mas…I guess we’re not in those cotton fields back home anymore! (video)
In Mexico City, clowns go on parade for Our Lady of Guadalupe (video)
Hundreds of devotees of La Virgen de Guadalupe formed a clown procession in Mexico City Tuesday, with a carnival promenade to the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe.
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Mas…In Mexico City, clowns go on parade for Our Lady of Guadalupe (video)
Recent UFO/OVNI videos put (alien hotspot?) Colombia on edge
Recent eyewitness reports, still photos and videos of UFO/OVNIs over Colombia have some observers wondering if this South American country is a top space alien tourist destination while other, more skeptical, observers cry “shenanigans!”
The media has picked up on a few alleged UFO videos from Colombia, prompting some to ask whether it is a new UFO hotspot. Many of the facts regarding the videos have been misreported by UFO websites, causing confusion and dubious conclusions on their part. Furthermore, some researchers think the objects in the videos are likely very terrestrial in origin.
Mas…Recent UFO/OVNI videos put (alien hotspot?) Colombia on edge
Los Hip Hop Hoodíos light ‘Ocho Kandelikas’ for Hanukkah (videos)
Feliz Hanukkah from POCHO and the Hip Hop Hoodíos! Hanukkah, the Jewish Festival of Lights, begins at sunset tonight and last for eight days: Ocho noches, ocho kandelikas.
Mas…Los Hip Hop Hoodíos light ‘Ocho Kandelikas’ for Hanukkah (videos)
Watch: Teeny Chihuahua has first encounter with European snow
LiveLeak video uploader pologne gives his location as Rzeszow, Poland but he speaks in Italian and has a perrito mexicano. The Internets are magic.
Orange County patriots protest Obama’s immigration actions (video)
YouTube user nauiocelotl was out with his camera last week in Santa Ana, California, filming a group protesting President Barack Obama. These demonstrators have met citizen videographer nauiocelotl before, it seems, and they weren’t too pleased to see him again. The “vendidos” were extra pissed off.
Los Hebrew Homies make Hanukkah potato latkes (NSFW video)
The Jewish festival of Hanukkah חנוכה starts Tuesday night, so Hebrew hermanos Jaquann and Luis prepare potato latkes (pancakes) one of the season’s signature treats. (Totally NSFW adult language.)
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Mas…Los Hebrew Homies make Hanukkah potato latkes (NSFW video)
Grand OM: ‘FOR THOSE’ who protested, for those they arrested (video)
This song and video is FOR THOSE, for those 43 kids who were “disappeared” in Mexico. It was filmed at their college, Rural Normal School Ayotzinapa, in Guerrero. Participants in the project, organized by graphic artists Grand OM, were musicians Lengualerta (México), Wally Warning (Aruba-Alemania), Ana Sol (Argentina), Dj Saeg (México) and Eduardo Morris (Argentina-Suiza). There’s more on their YouTube page.
There’s an audio version, too:
Mas…Grand OM: ‘FOR THOSE’ who protested, for those they arrested (video)
Ask A Mexican: Why do Mexicans eat tamales during Christmas? (video)
♫ ♬ Masa roasting by an open fire… ♫ ♬
Wait; that masa thing doesn’t sound right. Dear Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano: Why do Mexicans eat tamales during Christmas?
Previously on tamales:
Mas…Ask A Mexican: Why do Mexicans eat tamales during Christmas? (video)
The car door opened and you won’t believe what happened next
Can you count the niños in the Mexican Car?
No manches! Don Cheto is ‘All About the Face’ (videos)
Don Cheto and Marisol y Vicky Terrazas de Horóscopos de Durango are All About the Face.
Two years ago, Don Cheto was all about the Ganga Style:
When they made this video last summer, it was a joke :-(
A white cop encounters an unarmed black dude and you won’t believe what happens next!
Good news? Gold tops cocaine as Peru’s top illegal export (video)
Peru, the world’s largest producer of cocaine, has a new booming illicit business: gold, according to FUSION:
Illegal gold mining has surged in the South American country, the world’s fifth biggest gold exporter. A new Univision Investigative report shows that the criminal organizations that traffic illegal drugs have diversified and are now in the business of trading the precious metal.
Mas…Good news? Gold tops cocaine as Peru’s top illegal export (video)
I’m pissed off! I was racially profiled for being an Asian (NSFW video)
It’s hard being an Asian in America, Tony Vinh explains to the crowd at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, TX. For example, you can get racially profiled and people think you have a small penis. [NSFW adult language.]
Now more than ever: ‘Somos Todos Guerreros de la Libertad’ (video)
This video from Bolivia’s Alma Eterna is a couple of years old but the message is timeless. In Ayotzinapa and Ferguson, we are all Guerreros for La Liberatad — fighters for freedom.
This is how you do it: Los Angeles Taco Company makes tacos (video)
Food porn meets taco porn as the Los Angeles Taco Company (available for bookings now!) shows how they do it in Session. Cumbia available for an additional fee; ask your server.
It has finally come to this: Kim Kardashian butt piñata, the video
A small piñata shop in the Rio Grande border town of Reynosa now offers a piñata of the infamous Paper Magazine shoot in which Kim Kardashian appears nude, RT reports:
Inspired by Kim Kardashian’s rising popularity throughout Mexico, shop owner Dalton Javier Davalos decided to make a pinata of the star’s posterior for the Posadas festival taking place later this month. In making the pinata, Davalos said that he didn’t forsee the international spotlight his shop would receive as a result.
Mas…It has finally come to this: Kim Kardashian butt piñata, the video
Bobby Gomez gets ‘El Tux’ and now he’s a sexy chambelan (videos)
Chubby Bobby Gomez gets invited to a quinceañera as a chambelan, but he can’t find a tuxedo that fits. Dad drags out the outfit he wore when he got married in 1972 and El Tux turns out to be a blessing in disguise.
As long as we’re talking quinceañera and chambelans, here’s maybe the greatest quince video ever made: Colibritany’s Mi Sexy Chambelan. 28 million YouTube views can’t be wrong!
Mas…Bobby Gomez gets ‘El Tux’ and now he’s a sexy chambelan (videos)
Ask A Mexican: Why should we care about Ferguson? (NSFW video)
Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano recalls America’s history of police brutality against people of color in his latest video: Why Mexicans Should Care About Michael Brown and Ferguson. The author and editor (OC Weekly) reprises a 2007 toon from POCHO Jefe Lalo Alcaraz to prove his point. One additional pregunta, though: Is Gustavo’s hoodie fashion forward, rain gear or a political statement? [NSFW F-bomb.]
Mas…Ask A Mexican: Why should we care about Ferguson? (NSFW video)
Star Wars: ‘The Force Awakens/El Despertar de la Fuerza’ (video)
Beware of El Lado Oscuro!
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Mas…Star Wars: ‘The Force Awakens/El Despertar de la Fuerza’ (video)