“¿Got any requests?”
“Claro! Porfa can you play DUI, the latest music video from Piñata Protest?”
You won’t believe what happened next! ¡Mira las palabras:
DUI
I got pulled over coming out of the bar
I was having a great time dancing, smoking, and as always drinking
I can’t get off of this drunkennessI saw a taxi passing by
And I whistled “get over here”
He arrived and opened the door
I ended up farting inside the car
Poor taxi driver, he took off in a flashThat’s when I got on my pony
Swerved as I texted my girl
Saw flashing lights from behind me
Knew it was all over now
Looks like I lost on my wager
Rumble and stumble and downJail and probation were very hard
I’m finished now and since then
I don’t like to drink anymore
I just pass my days smoking great weed