The Republican Party has jumped on the immigration reform bandwagon with their own “Path to Citizenship” proposals. Here are the GOP’s pocho ocho ways undocumented residents can get legal:
8. Mow Mitt Romney’s lawn
7. Pose for publicity photo with AZ Gov. Jan Brewja
6. Pretend you’re “Hispanic” for the CIA
5. Learn to mis-pronounce your name
4. Agree to be three-fifths of a citizen
3. Promise to discriminate against the next wave of immigrants
2. Adios Tapatio, hello Tabasco!
And the numero uno way to get on the Republican Path to Citizenship is…
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