HOLA MIS PINCHES!
I had to speak up, because of this human hot cheeto el DONALD TROMP.
The REPUBLICAN PARTY is turning into one of those fiestas that go on past 3 am and ALL YOUR DRONK TIOS FIGHT and the CHOTA comes to arrest everybody. Pero at this fiesta, no one is arresting the one who ESTARTED ALL THE PEDO: DONALD TROMP.
He is the worst thing to happen to the Republican Fiesta since TED CRUZ Y MARCO RUBIO, the CUBAN BLUNDER TWINS!
TROMP is not the man to represent the GOP. GOP now stands for GET OUT PENDEJO!
IF MY ESCUINCLES ACTED LIKE PINCHE TROMPA I WOULD WHIP THEIR NALGAS WITH MY CHICOTE.
He has more problems than TAXES.
TRUMP REALLY DOES HAVE SOME TAX PROBLEMS–HE IS A TAXING CULERO.
DON TROMP ES CON MAN. HE HAD BEEN CON WOMANS TOO
WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF WE NOMINATED A BAG OF HOT CHEETOS. (That sounds YOMI)
His plans are ESTUPID.
DON TRUMP CANNOT BUILD A WALL HIGH ENOUGH TO KEEP OUT MY VIEJAS AND PRIMOS
LIKE MY PRIMO VICENTE FOX SAID: I’M NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THAT FUCKING WALL. DON’T YOU KNOW MEXICO DOESN’T PAY THEIR REGULAR BILLS ANYWAY??
He is NOT a Republicano like me.
DON TROMP ES MAS PHONY QUE UNA QUESALUPA.
He needs to go back home with his HOT VIEJA MELANOMA TROMP and take care of her before the POOL BOY DOES.
I have one more message for DON TROMP.
YU ARE NOT AN ESTABLE DECENT HOMBRE PINCHE TROMP! Also, CHINGA TU MADRE!
I hope we can restore dignity to the Republican Party, and maybe write me in at the Convention. BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT LATERS.
Gracias, and AJUA!
MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY