The GOP-controlled Senate and 114th Congress got to work Tuesday (photo, above) and the Republicans were quick to announce their plans for America.
Here are their Pocho Ocho top policy priorities:
8. No tax cut left behind
7. Read my lips: No new Mexis
6. All about the race
5. A thousand points of frack
4. “Science” now a four-letter word
3. Double the funding for War on Women
2. Goodbye Obamacare, hello Alabamacare
And the Republicans’ numero uno policy priority is…
Two Words: Get Blacky
Eres Nerd, Professor Equis, Maria Purisima, Malcolm Mex and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.