Ñewsweek: @Astro_Jose is A-OK, Zimmerman’s ‘Latinidad’ revoked

This week’s ñews ran from A to Z as California Democratic Congressional candidate Jose Hernandez (@Astro_Jose on Twitter) didn’t need to show his papers to “prove” he is an astronaut, a national organization stripped alleged Trayvon Martin killer George Zimmerman of his official Latino credentials and our new columnist Dear Abuelita dispensed unexpected advice on love and life.

These were the big stories (plus Zimmerman’s 911 call, below) this week on POCHO:

• Breaking news! National organization revokes Zimmerman’s Latino credentials.
• The GOP challenge to Hernandez: GOP to José Hernández: Where’s your space certificate? *Updated
• Espace Oddity! David Bowie inspired this song for Latino astronauts: Ground Control to Major Juan (song for a Latino astronaut)
• Dear Abuelita’s debut column: Dear Abuelita: Is my girlfriend really a virgin? And why no sex now?
• Ladies, don’t try this at home: Pocho Ocho ways Latinas emasculate Latinos
• Sweet remembrance: A pocho love triangle: My wife, my Pendleton and me

Here’s Zimmerman’s 911 call to the police: