Former stoner Barack Obama doesn’t think marijuana “is more dangerous than alcohol,” according to The New Yorker:
“As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don’t think it is more dangerous than alcohol,” the president said.
But if mota is not more dangerous than alcohol, what is? Here are the top eight contenders:
8. Real cops of Orange County
7. George Zimmerman
6. Takis
5. Sherms
4. That nice old Father O’Leary from St. Denis parish
3. Fox News
2. Cuban-American politicians
And the Numero Uno thing more dangerous than alcohol is…
La chancla.