(PNS reporting from FLUSHING, N.Y.) This just in: Long Island dry cleaner Beau Riqua was an unhappy man this morning when he prevented nurses from administering an enema prescribed by his doctor. Riqua, who was visiting internist Dr. Lee Cuado with concerns about bloating, was upset that Cuado, a longtime friend, recommended this delicate procedure.
“That charlatan is just getting revenge because he lost $500 to me on a Super Bowl bet,” says Riqua, “so now he’s on my list. Go Ravens!”
Hearing Riqua’s cries for help, supervising physician Al Kaseltser entered the examining room and ordered the nurses to stop the procedure, prompting Riqua to pledge life-long loyalty.
“The enemy of my enema is my friend,” said a relieved Riqua.