With complaints about debate moderator Jim Lehrer’s stupid questions and complete lack of huevos filling the mediascape, we came up with a list of the Pocho Ocho moderators we’d like to see at the next debate:
8. Machete
7. The Wu-Tang Clan
6. Paul Mooney
5. Andrew Dice Clay
4. Rip Taylor
3. Fidel Castro
2. Howard Stern
And numero uno moderator we’d like to see is…
Wanda Sykes