The Supremes are all about the gays and we say My my hey hey! Equality is here to stay! Here are the pocho ocho reasons why:
8. Mom, Dad: I was born this guey!
6. It’s a lucrative business opportunity
5. We are Frida, you will be assimilated
4. The GOP’s Mexican Mitt Romney campaigned against it and he lost
3. The family that gays together stays together
2. Two words: Juan Gabriel
And the numero uno reason equality is here to stay is…
Because in Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Maryland it is already OK to marry your gay first cousin!