El Chapo’s secret meetup with Sean Penn was just the tip of the iceberg, Goldberg, whatever.
The notorious drug lord is a whole new vato now — and here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways You Can Tell El Chapo Has “Gone Hollywood”:
8. He’s dating Kate Hudson
7. He’s on an all-cactus juice cleanse to drop weight for the upcoming pilot season
6. He just reached 200k followers on Instagram
5. He joined Taylor Swift’s squad
4. He’s got a dozen pairs of Kanye West’s new strapless “Black” adidas Yeezy Boost 750 sneakers
3. He hopes TMZ doesn’t know about that Playboy Mansion sex tape
2. He put a rival cartel boss’ hands in cement at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
And the numero uno way you can tell that El Chapo has “gone Hollywood” is …
He’s a producer on Bordertown.