Pocho Ocho top things Latinos are giving up for Lent

During Lent, according to Wikipedia, “many of the faithful commit to fasting or giving up certain types of luxuries as a form of penitence.”

Here are the Pocho Ocho Top luxuries Latinos are giving up for Lent:

8. Theatrical trailers for Olaf’s Frozen Adventure

7. Speaking respectfully to creditors

6. Exploitation of conchas, especially pink ones

5. Trump-touting tios

4. The Albuquerque Journal

3. Curling

2. Rice-flour tortilla non-GMO vegan kale relleno tacos

And the Numero Uno Top Thing Latinos are giving up for Lent is…

Horchata-flavored Tide PODS®.

Especial Correspondents Lalo Alcaraz, Gustavo Arellano, Comic Saenz, Tia Lencha, and Ms. LunaSol contributed to this report.