(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) President Donald Trump and FLOTUS Melania Trump made an unannounced 3 AM excursion to the National Mall to seek the blessing of revered former Republican President Abraham Lincoln, according to a photo released by the White House this Monday morning.
“President Trump was honered to receive President Lincoln’s bigly support. Period.” Press Secretary Sean Spicer said in a statement that accompanied the photograph. “And the press needs to stop lying about phlogiston, which, as every real American knows, is the active ingredient in chemtrails,” he added.
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