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@MexicanMitt on the DNC: THAT CONVENTION ESUCKED!
COMO CHINGA ESE OBAMA.
If this Democratic convention was the FIESTA, then this yobs report is the CRUDA!
There is no bowl of menudo big enough to cure the mess that Barack Obama has failed to clean up after the frat boy party thrown by George W. Bush. Whoops, never mind that I mentioned what’s-his-face.
Even Julian Castro’s Menudo Cook-Off-winning abuela could not boil enough pansa for Americans to stomach four more years of Marxist Socialist Communism Veganism. I have no facts to back that up, but GUATEVER. I don’t need facts, I AM A RICH DUDE.
As for the actual Democrap convention, here’s my review:
What did Obama tell the DNC? We did the word salad arithmetic!
POCHO was so inspired by Bill Clinton’s espeech, with all the math and stuff, that we decided to arithmetically analyze President Obama’s address to the Democratic National Convention.
What does it all mean? Dunno. Math is hard. What do you think?
| Some top phrases containing 8 words (without punctuation marks) | Occurencies |
| harder but it leads to a better place | 2 |
| and now you have a choice we can | 2 |
| share and everyone plays by the same rules | 2 |
| does their fair share and everyone plays by | 2 |
| fair share and everyone plays by the same | 2 |
| and everyone does their fair share and everyone | 2 |
| their fair share and everyone plays by the | 2 |
| fair shot and everyone does their fair share | 2 |
| everyone gets a fair shot and everyone does | 2 |
| shot and everyone does their fair share and | 2 |
| gets a fair shot and everyone does their | 2 |
| a fair shot and everyone does their fair | 2 |
| everyone does their fair share and everyone plays | 2 |
Mas…What did Obama tell the DNC? We did the word salad arithmetic!