It was just another evening, just another Mexican Dinner with la familia, until the son decided it was time to make an announcement that would rock the house.
come out
Breaking: Beloved Mexican singer Juan Gabriel comes out
(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Inspired by NBA basketball star Jason Collins’ recent revelation that he’s gay, beloved Mexican singing star Juan Gabriel will make a special announcement tomorrow, PNS has learned.
An exclusive interview with Balones magazine will feature this stunning quote from Gabriel:
Breaking Ñews: Former Microsoft employee Clippy comes out
THIS JUST IN: (PNS reporting from REDMOND, WA) Former Microsoft Office Assistant Clippy, fired after a controversial career just trying to help some people out for crissake, will come out as gay in a forthcoming tell-all autobiography, PNS has learned.
The book, tentatively titled ☑ Don’t Ask Me Again, details Clippy’s crush on icon rival Happy Mac (photo), tempestuous meetings with erstwhile colleague Microsoft Bob, and all-night drug-fueled parties with the Tux, the Linux Penguin.
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