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Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day, L.A.
- Special thanks to CALONEWS
Tia Lencha’s Dispatch: ¡Que Viva Los Doyers! Unlikely Heroes
This has been quite a week for Fernando Valenzuela and Mexican-American Dodgers and Dodger fans.
Tuesday, Valenzuela, one of my childhood heroes, had his number 34 jersey retired.
There was a whole weekend of festivities in his honor, including a video of his brothers and sister congratulating him all the way from Mexico.
His story always made me proud to be Mexican while I was growing up in the 1980s, when it wasn’t a particularly great time to be Mexican.
Mas…Tia Lencha’s Dispatch: ¡Que Viva Los Doyers! Unlikely Heroes
Pocho Ocho Top Things To Expect If We Had A Mexican President
Tio Bernie? Uncle Joe? I guess. But call me a dreamer because I’m still holding out hope for a late but successful third-party Mexican American presidential bid. I can already see the first 100 days unfolding….
Mira the Pocho Ocho Top Things To Expect If We Had A Mexican President:
8. Secret Service detail replaced by cousins and their pitbulls.
7. Border wall built around Texas to keep Tex-Mex recipes from emigrating.
6. All veteranos are eligible for VA benefits.
Mas…Pocho Ocho Top Things To Expect If We Had A Mexican President
Maybe it is a thing: The Curse of Chavez Ravine (toon)
READ MORE ABOUT THE SAD HISTORY OF CHAVEZ RAVINE HERE.
‘Hey Vato!’: One does not simply ENJOY a Doyers game! (2014 video)
The Hey Vato! show’s Chuy and Smiley wonder if it’s possible to put away those childish things, and enjoy beisbol with Los Doyers.
Worth it or not? Two tacos for $9 at Dodger Stadium (video)
When you root root root for Los Doyers, it’s better with the tacos, right? But are the tacos at Dodger Stadium in Chavez Ravine worth nine bucks for two? Jose Contreras — @LosPonies on the Twitter — reports.
The Chavez Ravine’s hardcore musical tour of ‘Los Angeles’ (video)
When you’re named after an infamous chapter in L.A. history, like the band The Chavez Ravine, your musical tour of the City of Angels would be pretty hard core too! ¡Mira Los Angeles!
What’s the story on this band? Their Facebook esplains:
Mas…The Chavez Ravine’s hardcore musical tour of ‘Los Angeles’ (video)
Play ball! Five tips to survive Los Doyers 2013
Baseball season starts Monday. For me, it means six months of praying and hoping that the Dodgers can turn their billion-dollar payroll into championship glory.
Those Dodger games can be expensive and explosive. There is nothing better than sitting through the United States’ answer to the soccer (including riots if you show up wearing the wrong cap.) So here is a guide to surviving your outing with Los Doyers.
TIP #1: Be prompt: The reason you want to be there is merely for seating. With the right kind of heart, you can treat the experience like an event with general admission. Do not get greedy.
If you have nosebleed ZZZ tickets, don’t try to sneak in to the A+ section behind luminary celebrities like Fred Savage or one of the Real Housewives. Row G is good enough. Most Dodger fans do not show until the fourth inning anyway. Do not get disheartened if you get kicked out by the real owner. Just pretend to be confused and act like my Tia Chicha trying to set up a DVR. Then be brazen and try to slide into Row F.
Al Madrigal is trying really hard to be a better Mexican (NSFW video)
Before Al Madrigal got rich and famous as POCHO’s Migrant Editor (and Senior Latino Correspondent for The Daily Show) he spent time on the road as a stand-up comedian, always trying to become a better Mexican. Here he is in 2010, as seen in 3 Non Juans. (NSFW language.)