This pinche guero leads the polls and has a chance of becoming El Presidente.
¡Hola! It’s me, Borg Ramos, and I’m back at Univision, where it’s time to get up close y personal with Donaldo Trumpez.
Mas…Univision Interview: Donaldo Trumpez, up close y personal (video)
In 2004, an Arizona high school team beat the odds by topping M.I.T in an underwater robotics competition. The undocumented team members’ stories inspired a book, a documentary, and now a feature film produced by and starring George Lopez. Spare Parts (trailer, above) is in theaters now.
This interview with two original team members by Antonia Cereijido for LatinoUSA explains what REALLY happened before and after the events dramatized in the film. Is it our imagination, or does one of the guys almost break into tears at the end?
In case you missed it, here is Tony Montana’s acceptance speech from last night’s Emmy Awards.
She only has one wish, Sandra Bullock told George Lopez in 2009: She wants to be “more Latina.” Sympathetic Lopez gets Bullock a chola makeover.
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Mas…George Lopez helps Sandra Bullock be ‘more Latina’ (video)
Now that the reconquista is complete and Latinos actually run the Hollywood they’ve built, cleaned, gardened, babysat and fed all these the years, the Movie Mogulistas are prepping Latino X-Men. Johnny Sanchez, a reporter for The Flama, was at the auditions. [NSFW adult language.]
Based on a Matt Groening toon Tweeted by The Simpsons. [Click on the image to enlarge.]
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Mas…So did you hear about George Lopez at the Oscars? (toon)
He’s sexist, rude, not safe for work and very funny. This video (2003 vintage we think) showcases a young George Lopez talking about the homegirls he dates. Lopez manages to squeeze chichis, nalgas, pedos, fat chicks, chanclas, Vicks and swap meets into one short routine. [NSFW adult humor.]
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It was the best of ñewsweeks, it was the worst of ñewsweeks. It was a week of wisdom, it was a week of foolishness.
We’ve got the uncensored Lopez/Arpaio videos, the Lalo Alcaraz ‘Dark Knight’ cartoon that went viral and Comic-Con photos you won’t see anywhere else.
But wait, there’s more!
Mas…Ñewsweek: Lopez vs Arpaio, ‘Dark Knight’ toon and Comic-Con pics
George Lopez had some choice words for Hate State of Arizona Marciopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio in his HBO special Saturday night. Sheriff Joe has oinked his objections and wants Lopez to say it to his snout, err, face. (Bad words bleeped.)