He shoots, he scores!
DARK BRANDON and the Malarkeys promised to drop a big one to start the year, and here it is: Chinese Spy Balloon!
PREVIOUSLY ON TRUMP FAMILY CIRCUS:
Mas…La Cucaracha: ‘Sup, Trump Family Circus? “It’s complicated!” (toon)
Can the President revive his low approval ratings by delivering the greatest State of the Union speech in history? And what about his relationship with First Lady Melania?
PREVIOUSLY ON ESTEBAN COLBERTO
Mas…Dotard Trump, ‘Our Cartoon President’ (video from Stephen Colbert)
Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District.
Mas…Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)