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You can’t deport me! I’m Scotch-Irish, like President Obama! (toon)
Herr Trump can’t deport me! I’m of Scotch-Irish descent, just like President Obama. Here is my official CLAN POCHO tartan if you don’t believe me.
The Krayolas election-inspired ranchera: Piñata Trump (video)
San Antonio’s The Krayolas — known to their screaming fans as THE TEX-MEX BEATLES — crank up the accordion, tuba, and more cowbell for the ranchera-style Piñata Trump.
Santiago Jimenez Jr. (Flaco Jimenez’s younger brother) guest stars on button accordion.
Mas…The Krayolas election-inspired ranchera: Piñata Trump (video)
Batsh1t crazy TX Rep. Louie Gohmert: Beware of gays in space! (videos)
Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) has deep feels about his gay brothers and sisters in space because an asteroid killed the dinosaurs and what about extra-terrestrial colonies like Matt Damon and God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. He shared his concerns on the floor of the United States House of Representatives in late May.
Mas…Batsh1t crazy TX Rep. Louie Gohmert: Beware of gays in space! (videos)
Es saludo es pa Donald Trump (NSFW en Español video)
Look what we’re doing here — fixing your sidewalk so you can walk and you want to send us back to Mexico? Who’s going to do the work if we’re gone? Look at the white boy with his hands in his fucking pockets! [NSFW en Español.] (Original video apparently from @aque_tuuu_botellas on Instagram.)
Is it true what they say about Senator Ted Cruz (R- Pendejo)? [toon]
.@tedcruz explain this. pic.twitter.com/TstLruLapJ
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) March 26, 2016
Is it true what they say about Texas Senator Ted Cruz? This screen capture looks legit.
Watch: Up close and personal with Senator Ted Cruz (R-Pendejo)
These lip readers sure do a bad job!
Pinche ‘Sangron’ – How can I miss you if you won’t andale? (video)
Tapia Corel and Jim Rhodes — Partners ‘N Crime from LA’s San Fernando Valley — sing a sad corrido, the tale of a lover who is nothing but trouble. [The Spanglish lyrics may be NSFW in a work situation where people who understand Spanglish are also uptight pendejos.]
Ted Cruz campaign tracts warn of ‘Satan’s Spiritual Structure’
While Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) was telling the crowd “To God be the Glory” [In Arabic, this is “Allahu Akbar”] in his Des Moines, Iowa victory speech Monday night, PNS snagged an example of the tracts campaign aides were passing out to the crowd — tracts detailing the Christian Sharia Law we can expect under President Cruz.
The rest of the tract is here….
POCHO ÑEWS SERVICE PNS IS A WHOLLY-FICTITIOUS SUBSIDIARY OF POCHISMO INC., A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION, WHO IS A PERSON ACCORDING TO THE SUPREME COURT. DON’T ASK US, WE JUST WORK HERE.
Battle of the Clowns: Mexico’s Payaso Platanito vs Donald Trump (video)
Battle of the Clowns/Payasos: Payaso Platanito clowns around with Donald Trump with helpful captioning in English and Español tambien. PRO TIP: Platanito means “Little Banana.”
Latino GOP Texas state rep compares Bernie Sanders with Nazis
Texas Republican State Representative Jason Villalba, who represents a rich area of Dallas, continues to defend his Tweet implying Senator Bernie Sanders is acting like a Nazi.
Not that Sanders, who is Jewish, IS a Nazi, just sayin’, OK?
Villalba’s remarks are very similar to common misrepresentations of Latino Republican as vendido coconut pendejo babosos.
Not that Villalba IS a vendido coconut pendejo baboso. Just sayin’, OK?
Mas…Latino GOP Texas state rep compares Bernie Sanders with Nazis
