privacy

Area man relieved Ashley Madison was hacked, not Ashley Mamon

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ashley2 (PNS reporting from SAN BERNARDINO) A local Christian conservative anti-immigration blogger is relieved that the AshleyMadison.com adultery website was hacked, not the Latino gay hookup site AshleyMamon.com.

“Whoa I almost crapped my pantalones when I heard about Ashley Madison on a car radio some beaner was blasting in the next lane,” the 43-year-old insurance agent told PNS Thursday afternoon.

Mas…Area man relieved Ashley Madison was hacked, not Ashley Mamon

Pocho Ocho ways to tell the MSA is esnooping and espying on ustedes

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It’s not just the National Security Agency (NSA) doing the esnooping and espying.

Great Britain’s MI5 and MI6 are American partners in Europe. Israel’s Mossad and Shin Bet have the Mideast portfolio.

And in Latino communities in the United Estates, invading your privacy has been outsourced to the Mexican Security Agency (MSA).

Paranoid yet? Here are the Pocho Ways to tell if the Mexican Security Agency (MSA) is espying on you:

8. Neighborhood burros watch you suspiciously after you wake up from your cactus-shaded siesta.

7. Whenever you post that you ROFLMAO when you really only LOL, you get an anonymous text that says “En boca cerrada, no entran moscas.”

6. When Chivas fans do the “Mexican wave” on TV, they hold up big cards that spell out your email password.

Mas…Pocho Ocho ways to tell the MSA is esnooping and espying on ustedes