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Dead Man Talking: George Carlin is no fan of Lance Armstrong (video)

January 17, 2013January 17, 2013 by COMIC SAENZ

Back from the dead and live on tape, George Carlin is not afraid to share his feelings about Lance Armstrong. [Totally NSFW language.]

January 17, 2013 by Especial Correspondents

Surprise, surprise! Tonight’s the night Lance Armstrong confesses to Oprah Winfrey: He used performance-enhancing drugs to win his races.

But wait, there’s more! Here are the pocho ocho other shocking surprise confessions you can expect on tonight’s show:

8. He once pooped in Al Roker’s pants
7. He DID have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky
6. Hasn’t spoken to his father “Stretch” Armstrong in years

March 13, 2012March 13, 2012 by COMIC SAENZ

8. Can outrun a G 55 AMG Mercedes with his church shoes on.

7. Takes the freeway to work with three dudes riding on the top of push cart.

6. Works downtown but has lunch in Mexico.