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Our new drone flights were designed with you in mind.

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Your Central Intelligence Agency is now offering select targets the option of upgrading to CIA Business Class Drone Flights.

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• E-checkout. NSA computers update your Facebook and Twitter accounts within seconds of your confirmed elimination.
• Expedited departure. No lines. No waiting. No trial. No judicial review.

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