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Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)
Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District.
Mas…Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)
Aeromexico’s Maria Fernanda lands a 737-800 (video)
Aeromexico First Officer Maria Fernanda is cool as an aguacate as she lands a massive 737-800 at Mexico City’s aeropuerto.
Our Lady of Liberty: Harriet Tubman (toon)
[There’s lots more from Alex Garcia de Aztlan on the Instagram.]
Is Hillary Clinton feelin’ the Bern? (toon)
There’s more like this at ArnieBermudez.com
All I wanted was a quinceañera – instead I turned white (video)
POCHO’s Elise Valderrama is a Peruvian-American who moved to Florida as kid. That’s where she learned it’s not so easy being white.
Sometimes you just need to break the cycle
I always said I wouldn’t grow up to be like my mother.
When I saw her, I saw a woman who wouldn’t leave her husband. A woman who didn’t put her children first.
I grew angry that my father’s temper prevented me from having teenage sleepovers. I grew resentful that they wouldn’t let me go to my high school football games. And I grew bitter as I got older, because she chose not to leave him.
It’s time to elect our first woman President – Olive Oyl (video)
Popeye’s beloved, the willowly Olive Oyl, thinks the country would be much better off with a lady president — President Olive Oyl!
Her platform includes housing the homeless, a shorter work week, sweet sexy dreams, more silkworms, more drumsticks per chicken, and nuking a recalcitrant Congress with love darts.
We agree!
Mas…It’s time to elect our first woman President – Olive Oyl (video)
Not just gringas, not just NYC: A Latina walks in Hollywood (video)
Anthropology researcher Juanita Carmelita Gonzalez and her dog Ari — Juanita is the one in the turquoise stretch pants — walked the streets of Hollywood Monday. You won’t believe what happened next!
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Mas…Not just gringas, not just NYC: A Latina walks in Hollywood (video)
Frida the Luchadora: ‘The Legend of the Flying Tomato’ (video)
Red-headed Frida wants to triumph in lucha libre but she needs to find some inner strength first, not to mention her secret ingredient.
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Mas…Frida the Luchadora: ‘The Legend of the Flying Tomato’ (video)
Are you estuck with turkey day leftovers? Try this big-ass burrito (video)
When you’ve got a lot left over, you need a big beautiful burrito! Jerry Springer reports.
Meet your ‘average’ Mexican woman, and Peruvian and … (photos)
A University of Glasgow team of experimental psychologists blended thousands of faces together to reveal what the typical woman’s face looks like in 41 different countries from around the globe:
If you were described as average-looking, you probably wouldn’t see it as a compliment.
But perhaps you would be happy if you looked like any of these computer-generated depictions of the ‘average woman’.
With flawless skin, youthful faces and bright eyes – these average faces of women from around the world are nothing short of beautiful.
Mas…Meet your ‘average’ Mexican woman, and Peruvian and … (photos)
Maria from Guadalajara was an attorney — now she’s a vampire (video)
This Guadalajara mom was trapped in an abusive relationship — but then she broke free and released her inner vampire.
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Mas…Maria from Guadalajara was an attorney — now she’s a vampire (video)
Ghost woman walks Bogota street, disappears into thin air (video)
Victor Barona of Bogota, Colombia TV news NTN24.com reporting:
Closed circuit security cameras outside a townhouse complex record a woman walking the street late at night, a woman dressed in clothes from another century. She is plainly visible on camera and then she disappears into thin air. Ma ma ma my llorona.
Mas…Ghost woman walks Bogota street, disappears into thin air (video)
Steubenville: I was 16, drunk and stupid too, but not morally bankrupt
I remember being 16. I was stupid…but not that stupid.
I keep thinking about the Steubenville rape case and I can’t get the phrase “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” out of my head.
People aren’t sure who to blame, whether it’s a larger problem that encompasses the parents, the football culture, the entire town. You can chalk it up and say, “Oh they’re just young teens being stupid,” but the truth is, by the time you are 17 you are grown-ass-up enough to know right from wrong.
Mas…Steubenville: I was 16, drunk and stupid too, but not morally bankrupt
Stuck with Thanksgiving leftovers? Try this big-ass burrito (video)
When you’ve got a lot left over, you need a big beautiful burrito! Jerry Springer reports.
Ferengi-Americans endorse Romney: ‘We totally admire his greed’
(PNS reporting from SALT LAKE CITY) Gov. Mitt Romney‘s Presidential campaign, which has little support outside its base of old, ignorant white people, picked up a key “ethnic” endorsement late Sunday as the Ferengi-American Political Action Committee (FAPAC) backed his White House bid.
“Frankly,” FAPAC Grand Nagus Ishka told a hastily-called press conference here, “he had us at ‘corporations are people, my friend’ but when we started matching up his beliefs with the Rules of Acquisition we knew he was our guy! We totally admire his greed.”
FAPAC released a photograph (above) of the group after a meeting with the candidate at the majestic Mormon Temple here and passed out a chart showing their similar philosophies:
Mas…Ferengi-Americans endorse Romney: ‘We totally admire his greed’