(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The Centers for Disease Control is warning of an emerging epidemic hitting middle-aged men who have just begun to go bald and gain weight.
Medical experts are terming the new outbreak “small pipi syndrome” and the list of symptoms is alarming:
- The sudden urge to buy a Corvette, or for poorer men, a Mazda Miata.
- The need for attention from younger women.
- A sad use of youngish slang and lingo.
- A sudden curiosity about why the world does not revolve around them.
Mas…CDC health warning: Small pipi syndrome hits middle-aged men